[Witch]

A witch is a conceited, antagonistic, two-faced (or dual personalities), manipulative, passive-aggressive , cowardly, hateful, trouble starting, backstabbing, evil, sly, secretly plotting, self-centered, snide, self righteous FEMALE that goes out of her way to make trouble for you personally. She is skilled at double entendre, subterfuge, lies, and at playing the injured party (victim) in most any confrontation. A witch is expert at offending in a socially accepted way.

Worshipping pagan gods may play part in this.

One may have righteous feelings of contempt, anger, and hatred towards this witch. One may have a burning desire do violence to this witch, as well as mentally plotting revenge against this witch.

The secretary was a real witch for running off with her married boss and his money the way she did.

by Occasionally Alert February 27, 2019

White witch

Knowm as Stevie Nicks.

- I heard this song these days and it keeps playing on my mind, it's something like: Just like the white winged dove sings a song...
- Oh, I know! I know! It's from the White witch
- White witch?
- Yeah, the rock singer Stevie Nicks... she appeared on American Horror Story

by fannyhill1972 December 12, 2018

Red witch

Mother of all witches. The singer Kate Bush.

- My little sister keeps listening to this annoying singer, I can't stand it anymore.
- What singer?
- I don't know. She has this high-pitched voice and keeps calling this Heathcliff.
- Aaah, it's the Red witch.
- Red witch?
- Yeah, Kate Bush.
- Never heard of her...

by fannyhill1972 December 12, 2018

witch’s finger

When a cougar over 50 is having sex with a man in his 20s and inserts her finger into the anus of the young man.

Man, I was fucking Irene last night and she gave me the witch’s finger!

by DACTF July 16, 2018

Witch

Your 5th hour teacher preferably literacy

Bro Mrs.Warner is a witch

by XxxtentacionRiP January 24, 2019

Witch

A girl that is ugly as fuck and has a long ass nose.

The witch casted a spell on hugo.

by WitchhunterW658 June 10, 2018

Witch

A witch is the definition of an Izobelle, they are considered strange but funny they have a best friend just like then and they are literally crazy. They get mad if you call them isobelle because those are different. Izobelles are somehow friends with everyone and their biggest fear is loosing their closest friends (Cameron, Danika) if those friends are lost they cry for ever and cant even sad eat because they hate chocolate, ice cream and basically anything sweet because they are mutants which have been through some shit 👍 Izobelles are beautiful and sometimes hate them self they also have issues with eating from their stress.

Izobelle: I know how to bury a body...
Caitlyn (near best friend): izzy what the fuck
Izobelle: sorry but I'm a DEMON guess u could call me a Witch

by Lalaloopsieeeee421 December 31, 2019