To create a pad of folded-up toilet paper and place it in the ass-crack to catch anal leakage. Effectively a shart maxipad.
After drinking half a case of Natty Bo and eating $15 of Taco Bell by himself, Bob thought he should be safe and pack a flounder before heading out in the morning.
by MrMonkeyshines January 3, 2013
Get the Pack a Floundermug. A backpack or purse/bag with pointless items that a tweaker can make into for doing meth.
Tweakers packing up together becomes a Twack Pack.
Tweakers packing up together becomes a Twack Pack.
Where and why do you have all those pointless things? I carry them in my twack pack. Never know when you'll need a broken pen, tape, hose, caulk , wood glue, and empty bottle bro.
Look she has more friends than yesterday. No I think they are becoming a twack pack.
Look she has more friends than yesterday. No I think they are becoming a twack pack.
by Hoppin Hal July 10, 2019
Get the Twack packmug. Eating an excessively large meal.
by ghost towne July 3, 2021
Get the Bowel Packmug. A traditional Wisconsin gift of 5 beers. Typically given at Christmas time (Christmas 5-pack).
The 6th beer typically being consumed for quality-control or delivery purposes.
The 6th beer typically being consumed for quality-control or delivery purposes.
by BodyOfWork December 21, 2019
Get the 5-packmug. Slang term often used by black girls when they see a white guy with a surprisingly good dick, alluding to the ambassador hot dog.
by El ritardo July 6, 2019
Get the packing an ambassadormug. Friend 1: “You get any play last night?”
Friend 2: “Yo that girl’s gusher pack was unreal when I was fucking it”
Friend 2: “Yo that girl’s gusher pack was unreal when I was fucking it”
by Gusherpackking May 4, 2023
Get the gusher packmug. A Pack and a Half is a TINY male erectile organ of copulation.
Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).
This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.
A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.
The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).
This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.
A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.
The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
(Group of girlfriends enjoying a glass of wine)
LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"
Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"
Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
by Irish_Gal_78 January 10, 2013
Get the Pack and a Halfmug.