A: Hey man, i am looking for a jamaican farmer, do you know any around here?
B: Yeah, they're everywhere, come with me.
B: Yeah, they're everywhere, come with me.
by H12F March 15, 2011
A woman who takes money from men for who knows what in exchange; emotionally unavailable; and always lies, cause she's taking money from someone's man.
A pickle farmer causes men to pass up on a good woman and/or ruin a good thing cause he is going after the whore he can't have.
She doesn't want the guy - she just maskes sure you can't have him.
A pickle farmer causes men to pass up on a good woman and/or ruin a good thing cause he is going after the whore he can't have.
She doesn't want the guy - she just maskes sure you can't have him.
I'm not dating Scott anymore, he is too distracted by the Pickle Farmer.
Jan broke up with Tommy. She found out he paid the Pickle Farmer $200 for a pair of her dirty underwear.
Jan broke up with Tommy. She found out he paid the Pickle Farmer $200 for a pair of her dirty underwear.
by jv1020 February 21, 2014
Once done decapitating the head of a chicken, inserting it into the victims Vigina while listening to soul train.
by OG shea November 03, 2014
by Naraic876 November 30, 2017
Someone that sleeps with thier dog and keeps peanut butter on thier bedside table for midnight lickings.
Ohh yeahh bitch lick that peanut butter up.. soon you'll get to the creamy filling you fucking Poodle Farmer.
by iGotSunshineInaBag February 19, 2011
by WJCIII November 12, 2007
a hot farmer is a heterosexual sex technique that involves getting a girl really hot and bothered, then plowing her.
by systemsengineer June 03, 2009