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A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
by bitchuck September 9, 2024
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Clark

The worst school you’ll ever go to filled with ghetto ass bitches and dumb fuckheads and snakes. There’s rape in the fucking air
Hey have you been to Clark recently?
Oh that ratchet shithole?
by Baddest Biatch October 2, 2018
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Adam clark

A man that is has airplanes stuck up the ass almost as much as he's getting pegged by fish daily while he also sits on the floor while jacking off to cartoon females
That whore is such a Adam clark
by Lauren meengs June 24, 2022
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Leo Clarke

A very smart and intelligent boy. He is so smart. He also is very creative and plays football and all the girls them love him, like Oshanaphe. He LOVES Nettspend and Che. He is shit at Fortnite
Leo Clarke! How yuh get suh much gyal mi bro.
by jjeliiaaa December 8, 2024
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Adam Clarke

Old poo that has a broken arm and claims disability from the government lazy and can't get any girls because, well, he's him lol.

What an old pooooooooooooo
(Adam) oh hey, govenment

(Govenment) OMG DONT CALL U MAKE US POOR

(Adam Clarke) Ye, I so lazy brrrrrrrrr
by Haha lazy adam December 1, 2021
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Carson Clark

He is cute, charming hot amd sometimes can be mean but he will change later on he always is loyal and honest. He is also respectful amd kind amd all the girls love him and he is really funny. You need to become his friend before you can't or become his lover soon or you won't get another chance at him.
You: I see carson clark he is so hot.
Best Friend: ikr and he is funny.
You: He just is perfect.
by I only speak the truth 123 October 31, 2019
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Jacqueline Clark

A famous writer who wrote “Mcdonald’s Lover” back in 2019 after her Mother tragically passed away , Jacqueline was so distraught she stayed home for 6 months.
Man 1: Look that fat bastard Jacqueline clarks mother died!

Man 2:she is probably ordering mcdonald’s to get over it.
by Burgerlover2017 September 17, 2022
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