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straight tea

When you have too many gay friends (and you're straight), and the only tea you're getting is gay tea, sometimes you gotta start sipping that straight tea with your fellow straights
"Did you hear Madi talking about Troye Sivan again?"
"Omg yeah we need time for Straight Tea"
"yea"
by ur_fellow_bi_friend_ March 14, 2019
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No Tea, No Shade

Stace: She looks like a busted ass hood dog
Emily: No tea, no shade! Holler.
by LemLapSake January 9, 2012
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Tea potting

A favourite of the royals, a gentleman fills a teapot with luke warm water and kneels down so that his balls are submurged in the water but his cock is above the teapot. A lady friend is then requested to straddle him, positioning her bottom over the tea spout. As she rides him, carefully- air pressures may fluctuate in the tea spout and in her ass, thus causing a jacuzzi effect for the man
"I took my girlfriend for a curry last night. Tea potting all night long. So mate- dont ever use this teapot... "
by Marie Costello August 26, 2007
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tea bill

"Tea bill" is how the financial world will refer to U.S. federal government debt instruments after the Republican teapartiers manage to damage the full faith & credit of the United States via government shutdowns and partial defaults, thereby leading to a downgrade in our national creditworthiness.
The retirement funds of millions of Americans lost a fortune in market value this week. Among the hardest hit were those funds unfortunate enough to have invested too heavily in tea bills.
by Beltway Panda October 5, 2013
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Green tea

Green tea is green tea if it's just green tea
the man at Starbucks gave me green tea
by ElenaLo September 7, 2015
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Tea-vag

(Tea-Vajj-ed)

The word one uses when one gets tea-bagged, except by a girl. How it works is left up to the users sick imagination. More likely to be heard used over the internet, particularly X-Box Live.
KrAZyGIrll299: Yeah, get owned, sucka!

ThaaManlyMan: Shut up and make me a sandwich.

KrAZyGIrll299: What?! Oh, you're gettin' tea-vagged now!
by Ryan283 January 27, 2009
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tea sip

A student of texas university (t.u.) in Austin, TX. The nickname refers to the World War II era, when t.u. students were sitting around sipping tea while Aggies went to war. A variant of the term is t-shirt tea sip, identifying wannabe t.u. students at nearby schools such as Texas State and t.u.-San Antonio.
Look at those tea sips sitting around sipping tea and listening to Alex Jones on the radio, pretending to be intellectual.
by Texas Aggie Republican June 17, 2008
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