Thx Management

It's official. What's said and done is intentional, direct and to the point. The Manager has spoken. I said what I said

Some of yall got people you call friends who ain't got one friend bone in their whole body. 🤣 Thx Management

by anonymous April 4, 2022

SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)

Senior Management Action Plan is a path for lateral hires to be inducted in senior positions in a company. This includes exposure to all verticals within stipulated time frame:
a) Customer Care -15 days
b) Finance -5 days
c) Human Resource -10 days
d) Sales and Marketing -20 days
e) Product Development -30 days
f) Business Strategy -30 days
g) Board Meetings -5 days
h) Programming -15 days
i) Customer Satisfaction Survey -10 days
j) Creativity -30 days
The intern is business ready within seven months.
After this the lateral hire is associated with a small team to develop, launch and market a small product all by himself or herself.

In Kalkie Integrated Solutions -the female leaders were inducted by short-term SMAP (Senior Management Action Plan)-thanks to Alphabet Inc

by Vishnu Ganrau Kartik October 20, 2016

Web Based School Management Software

Influence of technological development has totally changed our lives, especially in previous decade. This technological development has also affected education, which is, indeed, the basic constituent of a successful human being the fact that there are few exceptional cases. However, apart from the latest learning techniques that technology did bring in our society, the revolution of technology has done its noticeable in making the management of educational institutions much simpler, that too in an unprecedented way. The major method for such a simplification is the use of a web based school management software or school ERP systems, which would possibly help the school management in tremendously increasing the pace of management of an educational institutions. Actually, web based school management software is an integrated set of software modules and another parts for simplifying the management of an educational institutions.

Our school needs a web based school management software.

by IFCON SchoolPro May 10, 2016

The mushroom theory of management

An old, time-honored management technique in large corporations.

1. Keep your employees in the dark.
2. Feed them shit.
3. When they grow up, cut them off at the roots.

The CEO of XYZ Corp is a big believer in the mushroom theory of management.

by Hot Licks July 21, 2020

Gateway Manager

Someone who delegates all or most of their job responsibilities to other staff members

We are looking for a Gateway manager to monitor our Pager Duty queues

by ceomf March 14, 2019

Manager

The person Karen wants to speak with
"Please mam I assure you that he didn't purposely forget the pickle" "yes I AM the manager"

"Can I speak to your fucking manager?"

by Kill us May 6, 2020

Game management

The practice of time wasting, diving and general cheating employed by footballers in the closing stages of a match.

They’ve gone 1-0 up with 10 minutes to go. It’s all about the game management now.

by mjw737 December 12, 2021