sperm-a-face

the prolonged look on a woman's face while waiting for her facial, characterized by rapid blinking of the eyelids

The advertisements in the back of the porno magazine is filled with sperm-a-faces

by mr butcher March 15, 2008

gin-faced

when you drink a large amount of gin, bombay sapphire if you're a respectable bloke, and suddenly your face feels like its 100 lbs and you act crazy

Steve: Damn, Max was totally gin-faced last weekend off that Bombay

Tom: Hey man, shit happens when youre gin-faced.

Steve: Ain't that the truth.

by taylorgangwiz412 June 17, 2012

thick face

Shameless, no social etiquette

1. Ella just filled her to go box before others have had a chance to get their first serving. What a thick face!
2. Ella just stuck her fork in my food and took it while asking ‘can I try some? Thick-faced bitch!

by Hangm! September 3, 2020

Double faced

Another way of describing someone that is two faced.

Terry is double faced. He is a liar.

by Bailey1235 March 28, 2010

pug face

When a person palm strikes another person in the face out of anger or annoyance. This resembles turning one's face into that of a Pug (a type of dog) where physical features of the face have been flattened out as if one was hit by a frying pan.

This is different from a facepalm, where one would hit their own face with their own hand in frustration.

Guy 1: "Ughhh!!! My life SUCKS!!! I'm failing all of my classes this semester!!!"

Guy 2: "Shut up, you never even take notes or anything..."

Guy 1: "Yeah but at least I'm there every day to listen."

Guy 2: "Stop bitching, you play fricking computer games all class. Just stfu!"

Guy 1 gets *PUG FACED* by Guy 2

by azn_ninja April 7, 2010

butter face

A homonym that sounds like "but her face." To call a woman a "butter face" is to say her body is very sexy but her face is ugly.

She's a butter face: everything is sexy "butter" but her face.

by El Roberto April 8, 2004

face fuck

Sliding your cock in and out of someone's mouth usually while holding their head still or moving it in opposition to the movement of your hips.

She didn't bob while she gobbled my knob so i face fucked her.

by gregssa February 7, 2004