burrito california

an item of food found in almost all mexican resturants,a burrito(beef or chicken) and can include onions,peppers,rice,beans,cheese,special gravy,jalapenos,salsa,sour cream and is always over five pounds

if you eat this and live to tell about it be proud...you will have joined a group of a select few that are somwhere between a man and a god

brad:where is sammy? is he coming to work?

chris:nah man...he ate a burrito california and ended up in the ER

brad:guess he should have stuck to the speedy gonzales

by BCeater86 August 1, 2009

burrito bash

a Burrito bash is the superb act of a pack of horny Mexicans gang banging a single female or male.

john: what did you do today?
steve; ah just watched some burrito bash on my dirty ipad

by the king of all jews November 10, 2014

sweaty burrito

a dirty sanchez with ball sweat instead

tom gave gulliver a sweaty burrito

by brent December 3, 2003

Norwegian Burrito

The hygge male sex organ.

During winter, I take comfort in a great Norwegian burrito.

by Rayosnshn March 13, 2021

Green Burrito

A man puts his penis into a woman (or man's) asshole while the taker has to defecate. The taker then defecates and then sucks the poo off the penis.

Then, they make out.

"Mmm, baby, I have to poo."

"I'm in the mood for a green burrito." ;)

by Leahaaaa November 19, 2007

wet burrito

Having diarrhea in any type of taco shell and then eating it.

There was nothing good to eat last night so I decided to go to the bathrooom to make me up a wet burrito.

by racer baby June 19, 2011

burrito bowl

After eating 2 burritos, spread a girl's butt cheeks apart and vomit into the bowl-shaped cavity. Proceed to have anal sex, using the partially digested burritos as lube.

I feel great - I just gave that girl a burrito bowl.

by The Burger Slayer August 19, 2007