by Kärsö Literary Society December 27, 2010

by Lissandra May 4, 2013

When you bust in her butt and pull it out just in time to dick knife some of that hot mayo in her crack sandwich.
Tim: "Yo John, why's your girl walkin' so weird?"
John: "Glued her together with some of that butt mayo."
John: "Glued her together with some of that butt mayo."
by Tummystickers May 30, 2019

Intestinal distress so explosive you instantly understand the principles of jet propulsion. The National Geographic documentary on how squids navigate becomes crystal clear. You are left wondering why toilets don't have seat belts...
by Pablo Cervantes April 21, 2021

When you have a Twitter client on your Blackberry / Mobile phone and it randomly sends out a message inadvertently.
ChuckBrown: Qpq¶pQ
ChuckBrown:0. 00Q P
SWsmith: Crazy, man, crazy
JesLunne: what is this all about??
ChuckBrown: sorry guys! butt tweet. lol!
ChuckBrown:0. 00Q P
SWsmith: Crazy, man, crazy
JesLunne: what is this all about??
ChuckBrown: sorry guys! butt tweet. lol!
by mrmindllock February 15, 2010

by Holdupanddab November 23, 2022

by KassWritesDefinitions July 7, 2021
