puddle tapping

The act of tiptoeing through wet areas.

Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019

self tapper

A person who penatrates themselves during masterbation.

Your mom is a self tapper when I'm not around.

by Bjg/nmg April 19, 2020

tech tapped

Excessive screen time. Done with looking at all of it. Caused by quarantine and the inability to handle three dimensional life.

Karen is so tech tapped, she's lookin' to get fired.

by mimbers August 13, 2020

shin tapper

Long penis

Mate, look at the shin tapper on that dude!

by Bucks246 October 6, 2020

Pasty Tapping

To masturbate the female genitals.

There'll be lots of pasty tapping, when I go to my girlfriends tonight.

by paulie49 February 25, 2021

Self-Tapping Screw

When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.

My Girlfriend insisted that she be allowed to perform a “self-tapping screw” on me.

by Dick-balls MaGee March 20, 2021

Tennessee Tapping Bear

Mysterious bear, similar to a black bear, that sneaks up on unsuspecting children and taps their shoulder before quickly disappearing. Rumor has it that if there is nowhere for them to hide, they can vanish into thin air.

The Tennessee tapping bear tapped my shoulder.

by Trizzlegrizzle April 25, 2021