Tampon Unicorn

A Tampon Unicorn is the action of pulling your tampon out or someone else pulling your tampon out and sticking on yours or their forehead

hey marry do you want to do the tampon unicorn with me?

by methplz May 2, 2025

Tamponous

Characterized by having a wet personality.

That guy's quite tamponous; he ran away after I said I am male and not a microwave.

by Boar1 May 12, 2024

Tampon

Tampon: A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.

1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”

by iamgezim May 27, 2024

Tampon

A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.

1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”

by iamgezim May 27, 2024

Emotional Tampon

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.

"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"

by Edwina rose February 17, 2024

Tampon Cocoon

Vagina

“Don’t put that anywhere near her tampon cocoon”

by Schwiftied January 30, 2026