tablita

Spanish slang for "Flat Chested"

My girlfriend is "una tablita"

by esp-translate March 25, 2019

Tabloesque

Making up lies to look cool on Twitter

Person 1: This guy tweets so much bullshit on twitter it's unreal
Person 2: I know fam, it's mad Tabloesque.

by Shvan October 17, 2019

table raise

When the excitement of what someone is witnessing is so much that they're able to elevate the table they're sitting at, without touching it with their hands.

Coral's demo really gave leadership a table raise.

by JohnFeldman January 7, 2020

Table leg

Something that ALWAYS happens to stab your toes

Person: walking to the couch

Table leg:reaches out and stabs persons toes

Person:ooooo look a huge chunk out of my toe is missing again due to the stupid table leg.

by The real holy cow February 4, 2020

Table

An elevated floor

My book is on that table

by Zimbaycoleo August 11, 2020

table spinner

A person who spins on tables but is also a nonce

Look at that table spinner

by Big fat hard on September 26, 2020

Table popsicle

Why... The... Fuck

damn I wanna eat a table popsicle

by CheeseCake420e October 21, 2020