Miss scoper

born in the call of duty series, a miss scoper was coined due to how many times they "miss" the target they shoot at before they hit it. A miss scoper is usually another optic quick scoping wannabe who would love nothing more then to be a optic sniper but misses his quickscopes more then he hits them. This quickscoper will miss you about 4 to 5 times but possibly MIGHT hit you once. If he does manage to hit you once, he will go on and on about how he is a "pro" even though he misses 4 shots before he hits you once. Miss scopers usually have an accuracy of 30 to 35% with his sniper.

Miss Scoper *after finally killing his target on the 6th shot* - dude i am so pro, i don't know why optic hasn't recruited me yet!.

Hard Scoper *after killing the miss scoper with one shot* - dude, maybe they haven't recruited you because you miss 5 quickscopes before you hit one.

Miss Scoper - shut up you stupid hardscoper, i am a pro, did you not see that kill cam?

Hard Scoper - if being a "pro" sniper means missing 5 times and then killing your opponent then I'd rather be a "hardscoper" you miss your shots more then once, i don't miss, all i need is one bullet.

by el rey infared April 29, 2011

Stoner Corner

A 'Stoner Corner' is a place where people chill. It is generally near a staircase. No stoners must be present for a corner to be a Stoner Corner, but everyone in the corner must either be very quiet or very loud, and constantly discuss music.

"Hey! Lets go talk about the Grateful Dead over in the Stoner Corner!"

by Dewfiend December 31, 2007

stomper

usually a huge sraight letter piece done by graffiti artist.

yo, that stomper took up that whole rooftop.

by serg padilla December 4, 2003

stoner

Stoner:
One who engages in chronic burning of "Marijuana". Also known as a "Red Level User", testing positive in the "red" level for chronic, everyday use.
Stoner is the highest ranking among those who smoke, followed by "pot head", "smoker", and "occasional toker"

A generally peaceful breed, stoners tend to avoid confrontation as a measure to avoid The Man.
See also; pigs, po-po, 5-0.

Stoner Dan hasn't smoked pot in 3 years, so why are his eyes always red?

by Timbo. April 9, 2006

Stoner-Boner

A semi-erotic sensation that occurs when first seeing or smelling very strong cannabis

"I went to the weed expo and had a stoner-boner the whole time!"

by AcidFr33k April 23, 2010

stoner trap

noun, any object, organic or inorganic, that will attract the attention of an oblivious stoner and effing lock him or her into place, thus rendering them useless to society for at least 10-15 minutes. eg. computers, tv, cats, youtube, video games, more weed, online head shops, trippy posters, eating

"sorry i was late, my computer was a total stoner trap."

by dankity dank January 13, 2009

Stoner Boner

When something is especially pleasing to someone who is under the infuence of marijuana. Usually has to do with some kind of food.

When Mike walked downstairs with microwave burritos for everyone, I got a Stoner Boner.

by Armondo Ootgah October 27, 2010