When someone makes one too many "your face jokes" at a company BBQ the proper retaliation is for someone to pick a steak up off the grill and slap its hot juicyness right across your face. It is important to yell "steak slap" when performing a steak slap.
Nicole Kidman: "Hey Tom Cruz! Your face is scientiology!" Tom Cruz: (picks up steak from hot grill) "STEAK SLAP BIEOTCH!!!!!!!"
by Porcupine balls August 27, 2010
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Get the Steak mug.Northern Ireland (esp. Belfast) slang for a black eye. Derived from the practice of putting a raw steak on a black eye to aid healing.
Billy: "Here what about that scrap at the bottom of the Shankill the other day eh?"
Ivan: "wha? nah mate i didn't see it, what happened?"
Billy: "Wee Jamie from down the road offered Andy a fair dig, and before you could count to three, Andy had knocked his fuck in"
Ivan: "fuck, really?"
Billy: "Aye mate, that was a bit stupid of him so it was. Ya wanna seen the steaker on him next day like"
Ivan: "wha? nah mate i didn't see it, what happened?"
Billy: "Wee Jamie from down the road offered Andy a fair dig, and before you could count to three, Andy had knocked his fuck in"
Ivan: "fuck, really?"
Billy: "Aye mate, that was a bit stupid of him so it was. Ya wanna seen the steaker on him next day like"
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Get the steakems mug.A technical term for poop or shit...can be used as Bum Gravy which means diahrrea.
Bum Roll also means the same.
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I asked him if he wanted a Bum Steak, and he said yes...haha
Man i had some bad bum gravy last night...i had to shit all the time.
Hes such a dick, stupid bum steak.
Man i had some bad bum gravy last night...i had to shit all the time.
Hes such a dick, stupid bum steak.
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