squirrely bastard

One that resembles a squirrel, in thier facial features, ways of life, or general demeanor.

Look at that squirrely bastard, collecting nuts and running up trees.

by Hobbes Black June 28, 2005

squarrel

Small furry rodents that terrorize me in my sleep.... they'll take over one day!

Me:AHHHHH! Squarrels!
Squarrel Leader:(Squeaky voice)Quiet small minded human.... i shall proceede to vaporize you! MWHAHAHHAA*cough couch*HAHAHA!

by X-Caity-Marie-X July 2, 2005

Squirrel

Squirrel-a SWAGLESS individual due to the paranoid nature of how uncool they are and/or their ability to hate on a super swagged out person.

You looking real Squirrel today with that FUBU and k-swiss on :D

All you wanna be rappers have some serious squirrel mentality, get that ish together. -_-

Look at yo squirrel ass riding a bike and tryna talk to my girl, get outta here.

by Jalalsa July 23, 2011

squirrel

1. Noun - Furry little bastard animal that runs around your yard and climbs up your trees.

2 Verb - When a male sticks both of his nuts into a female's mouth like a squirrel would do with the nuts it collects on the ground.

1. I swear.. one day I am going to shoot that squirrel!
2. I swear.. one day I am going to squirrel that girl!

by Compton Carlisle January 6, 2007

Squirrels

Some animal with rabies that u will love till the end of da world

"OMG! NO WAY SQUIRRELS!"

by KickAssBob February 16, 2009

rusty the squirrel

Tonguing a girl's cornhole while teabagging her. An equal-opportunity rusty trombone, mixed with a little nut hidin' action!

She was expecting an ordinary 69; he was lucky she didn't bite his balls off when he went all Rusty the Squirrel in her ass.

by Rusty69 December 24, 2008

squirrel chaz

When one , ( a male ) places his testicals into a squirrels mouth for reasons of a romantic nature......with sexy results!

"Whoa i totally squirrel chazed to keep from going insane in the woods until the search party found me . Thanks jesus (thumbs up)"

by T,J, December 27, 2008