Squirrel in My Tree

A euphamism for having an STD.

Dude I fucked this girl last week and now I think I have a fucking squirrel in my tree.

by Bob Montgomery January 7, 2008

squirmedy

A comedy that causes the viewer to cringe and squirm.

BOY: That episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm was very funny, but it made me really uncomfortable.
GIRL: What do you expect? It's a squirmedy!

by Myron Schnitzel January 12, 2008

squirrel meeting

To gather and settle a dispute between 2 or more parties

I Tell C He Tell Doug They Tell KT
We Proceed 2 Surround Em And Call Him Squirrel Meeting
Pick The Perfect Spot To Make Sure That The Girls See
...T.I

by Kalico February 19, 2008

squirty bears

Diarrhea

Joseph ate at Olive Garden and then had the squirty bears super bad.

by John Barleycorn September 26, 2008

Squirting the bird

Sending a transmission (squirting), usually a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird).

Hurry up! We only have 30 seconds until we start squirting the bird.

by Scary Cary February 5, 2009

squirrelin

the act of trying to catch a nut in a sexual way.

the guy in the club was squirrelin on that hoe hardcore

by kaley and becca March 2, 2011

squirtball

1) a ball of squirt
2) a geeky, male high school virgin

Look at that squirtball, he can't get with that slut Marissa.

by SquirtBallEnthusiast January 6, 2013