brain-slap

verb. to surprise yourself by doing something unexpected or something you thought was out of your league

I used to think I was stuck in my behavioural patterns forever. Then I brain-slapped myself.

Doing something revolutionary like asking for help really brain-slapped me.

by Krkič February 12, 2019

Chippy Slap

Forcibly preventing one from taking potato chips out of a bowl with a swift slap on the hand.

A husband reaches for a bowl of chips at a BBQ but his wife slaps his hand away.

The Chippy Slap has left the husband feeling caged and unfulfilled.

by dockthirty August 21, 2013

Jiffy Slap

The act of applying peanut butter to your hand, and slapping someone across the face. It is most effective when performed on someone with a mild peanut allergy.

Person #1: He's such a jerk, next time I see him it's jiffy slap time.
Person #2: Use chunky, smooth just wont cut it.

by Ellis Lee September 27, 2011

slap a cig

to ask someone if they have an extra cigarette for you or to ask if they want to go smoke one

-Damn, I got a 4% on my math test, I need to go slap a cig.

-Shit, I'm out of cigs, you mind if I slap one?

by captain insano32 March 14, 2011

Saggy Slapped

The act of being slapped with the saggy breasts of a mature femme fatale.

Well I was bangin' that granny last night and I tried to stick it in her arse and she turned around and saggy slapped me, the bitch!

by thesaggyslapper99 December 10, 2009

Daap Slap

Hard work that is art/design related suddenly failing because of a trivial oversight. Usually just before a critique when you'd be tired, hungry, and ready to quit. Then you are Daap Slapped without a completed project to show and may have to make due with something worthless.

"This project should never see the light of day."
"DAAP SLAP!"

"Time for crit and you ain't got shit"
DAAP SLAP!

by daaper13 March 22, 2011

slapping the weasel

Having sexual intercourse.

Ricky: Where's Paul?
Russell: He's round Adelenes slapping the weasel.

by lde_ricky December 14, 2008