Stimulatriste

To stimulate someone in a manner that both sexually arouses them and makes them sad.

Phone sex is ok I guess but it really stimulatristes me more than anything, because I still have to jerk off.

by Ramses December 23, 2014

Simultaneous Zisk

When you and your friend notice an attractive person at the same time and therefore must battle over who gets to introduce them self first. Usually occurs at party, bar, or similar scene where you are trying to pick up a babe (male or female).

Rules of Simultaneous Zisk:

1) When you both see the hottie, make eye contact with the other and yell "Zisk!" at each other. This initiates the game.

2) First person to smack the nearest door hinge wins.

3) Winner gets ten minutes to engage the hottie with no interruptions. Loser may intervene if after the ten minutes the hottie seems uninterested.

"Why are you standing so close the door? You're kind of in the way."

"Sorry I'm expecting Betty and I have to have a good position for Simultaneous Zisk. I just know Jordan is going to try an say he say her first."

by lalaking January 20, 2015

Simulbate

The act of masterbating in close proximate to somebody else at the same time due to lack of other options for privacy.

Yo, we're going to be stuck living on these bunkbeds in this barracks in Bagdad for like a year. I'm gonna throw this curtain up, you can post up on your laptop over there and throw your headphones on. Don't look over here I won't look over there, and let's just go ahead and simulbate so neither of us walks in on the other later. And let's never speak of this again.

by Maiorani January 13, 2016

simultextapathy

When you send a text to someone who is texting you at exactly the same time.

Omg...we just had simultextapathy!

by zwernebug April 20, 2016

simulsoluna

When the sun and the moon are visible in the sky at the same time.

I saw a simulsoluna on my way to work this morning!

by sokaties October 19, 2016

Simulgaynious

When two things or people are gay at the same time. Used more commonly outside of couples.

Adverb: Simulgayniously

Mark and Cory simulgaynilusly scoffed at someone's terrible fashion choices.

Frances and Jane were simulgaynious in their listening of acoustic rock music.

by Stewie the Unikitty October 20, 2017

Simulcucking

The act of cucking someone as they cuck you, hence the name.

“You guys are simulcucking each other? pretty fucking beta if you ask me”

by El Chad June 17, 2018