Smoothie Powder

Euphemism for performance enhancing drugs; steroids; HGH; Etc.

I think that guy got suspended for smoothie powder. Out 4 weeks.

by jaydub1969 July 17, 2016

Smooth Saddle

The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.

Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.

by distress November 28, 2016

smooth as cocaine

Fly as fuck!!! aKa THE MOTHER FUCKING BEST!!! 💋

She is smooth as cocaine!!! With all that booty and that smile,damnnn!!!

by Gramsof2 July 1, 2017

Smootie

Sounds like a disease

"What's wrong with him?"
"Oh, he has smootie"
"Holy crap that sucks"

by Lil bigwig August 26, 2017

smootg

When you can't spell Smooth for shit

The truck got ran smootg over

by Icantspellforshit November 9, 2017

Smoothies

What you call people that are very smooth

“Bro caley and gavin are so smooth”
“You might as well just call them smoothies”

by anamendes July 4, 2018

Smooth

Adj.

General beverage descriptor indicating that one lacks the capacity to distinguish between or articulate nuance in flavor.

“Damn I love Glenlivet. Have you ever tried the 18 year?”
“Yeah man. It’s so smooth”

by Julius Fitzpatrick August 27, 2018