Salty Kleeman

The ting-ting of any sea-dwelling creature.

Whale: "Gah, I broke my salty kleeman!"

by Sweet Kravity Kravitz April 8, 2009

Salty mc Nalty

The act of sliding your hand on the side of your scrotum and receiving sweat and smacking your friend in the face with it.

Dude I gave Adam a wet salty mc nalty yesterday!

by blalblalb August 7, 2009

Salty Flipper

When your having intercourse and the male is about to orgasm, he pulls out, flips the female upside down on her head, and ejaculates on her stomach so that it runs onto her face.

John: I bet Tom Cruise gives Katie Holmes a "salty flipper" every night, dude.

Phillip: When? After they come out of Science Church?

John: You know it!

by Jaymzblah January 8, 2011

Salty Diego

The act of a male ejaculating in another person's eye.

Emily didn't close her eyes, so Brad gave her a salty diego.

by thatonedoot October 5, 2010

Salty Torpedo

A slang term for penis.

My pants are so tight you can see the outline of my salty torpedo!

by PotCulture February 28, 2011

SALTY FLOATER

THE ACT OF HAVING SOMEONE POOP ON YOUR CHEST WHILE YOU ARE ON A FLOATY RAFT IN THE BLACK SEA.

YO OTHER DAY I WAS CHILLIN N I GOT THIS DUM BITCH TO GIVE ME A SALTY FLOATER.

by tommy nippletickler November 24, 2011

Salty Slap Delight

When someone puts salt on a wet napkin then jizzes on it and slaps another person right in the mouth (Boca for spanish people)

Guy 1: "Oh man, i totally just SALTY SLAP DELIGHTED nunzio right in the fucking mouth!"

Guy 2: "Good he looks like tsimfuckis anyway."

by Jiffer McTimberwall September 29, 2011