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Shoot poo

"Excuse me a minute doll, I need to shoot poo."
by JJ Bigs February 20, 2009
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Shoot far

Momma asked Tommie to feed the gator and we didn't have any food, shoot far!
by fsafdjkljoidjjiojqwj111223344 December 29, 2021
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shoot for the stars

To set one's goals or ambitions very high; to try to attain or achieve something particularly difficult.
Shoot for the stars, kiddo!
by Leranelera February 19, 2018
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shooting session

A competition of talking shit about/to all participants
Nah I ain't in this shooting sessions mark takes it to the head.
by Fidel_Cash_Flo April 25, 2016
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shooting a clown

The terror of when he comes into your room at night and you have a weapon on the bedside table. As stupid as your friend is, he decided to prank you at 2:00 AM in the morning. So, unknowingly, you shoot the ‘clown’ in the face. Your friend then yells “PINK COWS” as he screams in pain.

ONE HOUR LATER...

Your in the emergency room sitting next to your best friend in bed on a dirty bench. The dude next to you looks looks like he had just came out of a sewer.
He looks like he has been dropped SEVERAL times on the head. You are so disappointed in your self that you shot your friend in the face. Later that night you do the same thing to yourself.

ONE YEAR LATER...

You and your friend are now ‘twins’ with bullet holes in your faces. As you walk in the park, you see that stinky man getting married to a HUGE tree
Wow dude it is so fun to shooting a clown
by Trucdhcfjcg January 10, 2018
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shooting penis

'Man I feel like I'm shooting penises, gah!'
by masterodeat November 6, 2018
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doughnut-shoot

A stupidass MF who thought that his name was both ironic and funny when it's actually the most retarded thing anyone in the world has ever seen.
DOUGHNUT-SHOOT= do not shoot. Now you get how dumb this mf is.
by BaconAndTurtles April 28, 2017
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