shag on a rock

Feeling conspicuous because you are on your own.

I was like a shag on a rock last night at the pub when you didn’t turn up!

by Sharpken April 8, 2025

Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.

"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"

by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019

Shag cunt

A vagina that has housed so many dicks is is lose and looks like a shag carpet. Basically calling them a whore

Wow Chris you fucked Peyton? You're a shag cunt

by OxfordSixtyNiner January 28, 2017

Swag shag

To have sexual intercourse in a camping swag

“Oi how was your camping trip?”
“Pretty true blue just had a cheeky swag shag and ya self?”

by Swagshagger69420 March 24, 2021

Mclaren Shag

When jeff takes owen to the races to have sexual intercourse with the car. This can be done in a variety of ways, including but not limited to penal insertion in the car exhaust, shooting loads on the steering wheel, and giving the handbreak oral.

Owen: Jeez leah that shower was nice. Now Im gonna ask dad if he can take me to the racecourse for a Mclaren Shag

by Mk10drilla October 28, 2019

Shag

Plural of shag, a British term for the act of fornication popularized worldwide by the Austin Powers films. “Do I make you horny baby? Would you like to shag me? Because I’ve got an absolutely massive thick veiny cock that I’d love to shove right up your sopping wet cunt. Oh behave!” — Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery (1997).

Wanna shag?

by JohanniFar December 12, 2022

Cyber-shagging

2 people who desperately want sex, but haven't got enough courage to admit it, so do it over facebook

Jules and Phil are cyber-shagging when all they really want to do is go and make sweet sweet love.

by Little Scamp May 17, 2010