screaming batman

To wait until one's friend falls asleep(preferably on the floor, passed out drinking, etc.), squatting over friend's face with pants down, butt cheeks on outside of friends face cheeks, and passing anal gas as intensely as possible so as to cause a cheek to cheek slapping effect.

"First one to fall asleep gets a screaming batman!"

screaming batman by snoss case November 27, 2007

Screaming, crying, throwing up 

TikTok comment trend (sometimes pertaining to multiple things; either a couple, something sad, or a cat)

*sees tiktok* *comments* "screaming, crying, throwing up."

Screaming, crying, throwing up by Mermaid Pussy August 11, 2022

screenior citizen 

An person who spends all their time in front of the TV or Computer (screens).

1. Ugh, my 15 year old sister is such a screenior citizen, she's always on facebook.

2. Q: Hey, should i make a Myspace account?
A: No way! It's full of screenior citizens!

screenior citizen by frakenzie January 10, 2011

Screaming Buffalo 

A Screaming Buffalo is when one intentionally consumes far too many chicken wings (prepared Buffalo style) which are hot to the touch due to the amount of heat they produce via the sauce. Once the wings are consumed, it takes roughly 30 minutes for the explosion to begin. After shitting your brains out for the first 30 seconds, an extreme burning sensation completely consumes every nerve ending in your anal cavity region. Your only relief is to have a tub of ice water next to your commode to cool your ass and scream while your balls are being chilled like a warm beer.

I ate so many hot wings last night, I sounded like a Screaming Buffalo that just got shot on the prairie.

Screaming Buffalo by Mbergmark July 19, 2011

screaming crying killing myself 

a figurative phase used when one hates a certain situation

i don’t want to go to work screaming crying killing myself

screaming crying killing myself by genius trinny April 20, 2022

facebook screwing 

When someone comments on something and the person above them deletes their comment to make them look stupid.

....
Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 2- Wow that picture sucks
Guy 1- Fag^

After facebook screwing

Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 1- Fag^

facebook screwing by Dankap March 24, 2011

screaming mimi 

when your doing a girl and light her pubes on fire and then attempt to put out with ur firey load

damn nigga, i was givin' yolanda a screaming mimi last night while my gurl was in da kitchen gettin some chicken

screaming mimi by Satch-mo March 25, 2007