hat shade

a hat shade is when you use some type of lighting fixture to put you hats or other head gear items on a lamp shade. that where the name hat shade gives it name.

my friends always get mad at me when i use the hat shade at there house

by regulator311132 May 21, 2009

Johnny Shaded

The act of masterbating to porn in front of the tv when Police knock down your door

I got Johnny Shaded last night by the Anne Arudel County Police.

by turd to ya mudda June 5, 2011

Shannon Schaefer

A 'Shannon Schaefer' is typically described as a social reject.
A 'Shannon Schaefer' typically owns 123456776432 to many cats.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' are full blown ferp's , even though they do not appreciate the wolf man.

They do not like dirty sand boxes and rather their stuff neat and tidy.

CHRIS , CHRIS , CHRIS, LAUREN.

Most 'Shannon Schaefer's' have a best friend that could never be replaced named Lauren to.

Shannon Schaefer's also tend to have frizzy brown hair and freckles. Leg stubble does not satify them either... SHAVE WOMEN SHAVE

Wait why is a Schaefer staring at your leg?

FERP!

"She must well be named Shannon Schaefer and live in a closet with her best friend and their cats."

by ferpsunited July 5, 2012

Cast Shade

To overshadow or draw deserved attention away from.

When that funny guy Stefan joined our Burning Man camp, he cast shade on Chris.

by Digitalether May 30, 2019

dirty schae

The pool of saliva on your groin your girl leaves after performing a blowjob.

I'm always left with a massive dirty schae but the BJ's worth it

by MeggyDyuck April 18, 2020

hit the shade tree

Usually means you're fired from your job.

Joe: Sorry I'm late again, I had a flat tire.
BossMan: Hit the shade tree!!!!!
Joe: "sits under tree"

by Jojwjwjejej December 27, 2013

Schaeffer

Man who thinks highly of himself and his butthole he always touches little boys, somtimes masturbting in class.somtimes having sex with kirby.old saggy balls.

come here little boys, (kirby) mk schaeffer

by chad90000 May 2, 2008