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School

A place where kids get torched for 18 years. They start at the age of 5 years and end school at 17 or 18

Divided into two school years -

Primary - Preschool to Year 7
Secondary- Year 8 to Year 12

Maths, English and Science are the worst subjects
Uniforms Polices - Wearing Uniform and looking neat

Exams and Assignment are a form of punishment
Student asking the teacher about history

Student - "I thought Child Slavery was banned in the 1860s so why do we still have to go to school"

Teacher - We get payed to teach you, so suck it up -.-
by schoolboy69 April 23, 2014
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by ZanetThePotato October 31, 2018
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school = hell hole
by Your Co worker June 21, 2019
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The prison that the government locks innocent children aged 4-18 in to deal with mental psychopaths they call teachers. They teach them how to be racist arrogant low-life fuckers that hate foreign countries, just how the government does
Kid: Mom can I go to a different school? My ass hurts from all the diarrhea I had in algebra yesterday
Mom: Ok, I'll have to sue the government and beat the fuck out of your principal
Dad: Deal with it son, it's just the first week, quit being a pussy
by Food in Africa ate the kids January 19, 2016
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a place to learn important stuff until you get to 4th grade where you start learning useless things
teacher: how do you use a semicolon in a sentence?
student: WHEN WILL I EVER USE THIS?!?!?!??
teacher: shut up the longer you're in school the more I get payed
by Flamming halo May 14, 2018
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a place ment for learning only to forget everything by the next year.
it also is a place where you have yo study or your parents will get mad only to fall asleap in class because you where up till 1:00 am because you didint do you home work only to get 4 hours of sleep and end up getting a C because you slept half way done
my only regret was wasteing 18 years of my life only to get a job wich does not involve anything i learnd in school
by Mguel August 30, 2016
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school is a living hell.
by LOL_!)! November 4, 2017
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