chili rub

When you're mid-shit and realize there is no toilet paper.

Don't you hate it when when you have to chili rub it all the way to get the toilet paper?

by Mrrobot February 18, 2016

Horse Rub

1) A greasy substance thicker than Vaseline that you rub on your horse.

2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.

3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.

Holy horse rub!
That's horse rub, I don't believe you!
You look like you've been horse rubbed!

by Birdie B January 03, 2013

hand rubbing

Jerking off with the help of rubbing alcohol. Mostly used by the nursing profession.

Nurse - "I use proper hand rubbing for every patient."

by Nurses November 22, 2013

gooch rub

The act of rubbing the gooch with fingers (or tongue) to stimulate the male midst sexual encounters. WARNING: MALE MAY GROAN IN AW AND WONDER

"We were hooking up and I went down there, pushed his balls aside, and went straight for a good ol' gooch rub."

by goochmail September 30, 2015

nub rub

A hand job following a massage, usually performed at an illicit massage parlor.

What a day at work! Time to get a nub rub.

by dutch passion April 30, 2003

Grub Rub

A handjob after the guy hasn’t showered in several days.

After soccer practice, Suzy came over and gave me the old Grub Rub.

by Bananasushico October 07, 2018

chin-rubbing

when ones nuts are hot and sweaty from sex, and someone is giving that person head and there nuts are hitting the other person's chin.

when Randy, Josh, & Matt have oral sex, they all have a good ol chin-rubbing.

by christinamber May 10, 2008