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Reload

When you have sex with a girl that has had multiple unprotected partners previous to you recently. She is so full of cum that she jams some of their sperm into your dick. When you blow your load it mixed with other guys. Therefore you shot a reload.
My buddy John slept with the town bicycle. He was the tenth guy in a week. He gave her a nice reload.
by KTeacherK November 4, 2021
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religion

Something cowards try and avoid because it often seems too much of a burden.

Religion is the systematic approach to participation in the "anti-fall".
It's our means of curing a world laced with death.

Man up and stop complaining about past evils committed under the umbrella of religion. I'm sick of cheap excuses to abandon it. Good religion is the only thing that can unwind the misery of bad religion.

And drop the 'religion is a delusion/lie' mantra. One could flinch at the thought of such frivolous naivety. Dim, inarticulate notions of truth and reality quail before the stark actuality that religion burns with.
Religion is the lifeblood that continues to carry oxygen to this broken world. But this blood also carries a toxin called human depravity.
You don't get the venom out of a man's bloodstream by cutting out his heart; you get it out by giving him the antidote.

Man’s chief end is to glorify God, and to enjoy him forever.
by M-J-to-the-wissle December 31, 2008
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Relationship ADD

A disease that is diagnosed when one can't stay in a casual dating situation with someone for more then a few weeks at a time. Symptons include extreme boredom, and constantly chasing prospective dates (who you later find to be boring and drop them).
I have so much Relationship ADD, i dumped by boyfriend after a month.
by Vanessa April 9, 2005
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Relationship privilege

The benefit of having free flow of information between a person and their significant other, regardless of how confided that information may have been.
Jenny: "So tell me about how you're going to break up with your boyfriend"
Jane: "I only told Jake that! I am mad that you know!"
Jenny: "No, we have relationship privilege. You should've expected this"
by Jake Nesbit June 5, 2009
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sexual relief

That feeling that a weight has been taken off your shoulders after sex. The anxiety and tension during periods of sexual inactivity is released and leads to a brief period of relaxation.
That was what I needed all along, sexual relief smoothened me up.
by siriusbaby June 8, 2016
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Cover Me I'm Reloading

AI quote from Call of Duty, used by teammate characters in multiplayer games. This is ridiculous being that it takes 2 seconds to reload, and if you use Sleight of Hand, you will be done reloading before your character finishes asking for cover.
Man that noob is SPRAYING with the UMP

Task Force 141 - "Cover me I'm reloading"
by PowerPlayGoal February 9, 2010
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relationship fluffer

somebody that people like to sleep with, but wont date, because they dont want a relationship. the next perosn they sleep with however, they end up dating.
i wasnt ready for a relationship. then i met jen and she was the one.
caley and andrea were just relationship fluffers.
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