weiner ratio

The ratio of males to females at a social gathering. An unfavourable ratio inevitably leads to the dreaded sausage fest
Can be shortened to 'W.R' or 'Ratio'

(From a male perspective)

Favourable W.R: More females than males

Unfavourable W.R: More males than females.

by Figure Number Five July 11, 2005

P/E ratio

Pussy-to-Effort Ratio. For a given activity pursued by a heterosexual male, measures how much it will help them get laid versus how much effort said activity requires.

Training to become a virtuoso tuba player has a low P/E ratio. Buying an Ed Hardy shirt and acting like a douchebag has a high P/E ratio.

by buster55 August 19, 2012

Radioactive Lobster

A lobster found in Los Angeles' own Redondo Beach. It can be found within twenty-five paces of the Redondo Beach Pier. It glows in the dark and kind of looks like Darth Vader. Oh and by the way, it can morph into any of the "Mortal Kombat" characters just like Shang Tsung. Approximate weight: 35 kilos.

Dude that freakin' Radioactive Lobster totally just morphed into Rayden. That was nuts!!

by Tim is metal June 13, 2008

RadioChild

Nickname for a huge Widespread Panic fan. Similar to spreadheads, but radiochildren bathe. RadioChildren are more like corporate hippies who appreciate good music yet have a goal in life.

Sam is a radiochild who never misses a panic show.

by John March 1, 2005

Nipple to breast ratio

It is imperative when considering the perfect breast, to consider the Nipple to Breast Ratio, or N.B.R, of course other factors must be considered, such as nipple colour differentiation to breast colour, nipple texture, nipple volume and nipple positioning, however N.B.R tops this list. If the nipple is burger like in size, even the most wonderful of breasts can be ruined in an instant, if the nipple is tiny like a pea, the breast is compromised by having to compensate for lack of said nipple. If you find a woman with a apparent perfect N.B.R (a score out of 10) lock her down immediately, she is golden.

Bloke 1: You should have seen the body on this girl I had intercourse with last night!

Bloke 2: What was it like man? Paint a picture?

Bloke 1: Just perfect man, hourglass like, boobs were great, ass was fantastic, long pins, flat stomach the lot!! She was perfect.

Bloke 2: What was the Nipple to Breast Ratio like?

Bloke 1: Ahhh the nips were a tad to big actually.

Bloke 2: Get out of my life.

by The Nipple Perfectionist June 22, 2012

cosmo radio

SIRIUS Channel 111
they talk about everything you need and want to know. sex, love, relationships, beauty and fashion tips, celebrity news, and, of course, the latest hot music. its the best ever i listen to it every morning and evening on the ride to work and the ride home i love tay tay! (the morning host!!)

Cosmo Radio SIRIUS Channel 111 listen and be amazed!

by Tera Rex June 24, 2008

L bozo + ratio + stay mad + yb better

loser bozo ratio meaning i got more likes than you therefor making your comment invalid stay mad because i got more likes than you nba youngboy is better than you

"you're so racist"
"nigga The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation L bozo + ratio + stay mad + yb better"

by i like to suck on nigga balls March 10, 2022