Meat Puppet

A turd that wants to hang out rather then make the final drop.

I damn nearly became the marionettist to a meat puppet if I didn't finally decide to pinch it off.

by Burleyfish November 11, 2025

puppet fuck

The art of fucking a puppet. This goes both ways in and out and may result in a relationship. This sort of fuck puts you above a stupid fuck but just below the definition of a cluster fuck.

Danny is a puppet fuck, because she uses her smile to get around things.

by shadowscats November 19, 2014

Vag puppet

A loose woman who has banged all your friends.

Man sarah is a total vag puppet

by Mtg187 February 15, 2020

Puppet

Someone that has someone else behind them.

The good news is you're not my puppet and I'm not yours. You're not my doll and I'm not yours. You're not my toy, and im not yours. You're free of me, and I'm free of you.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Mississippi Sock Puppet

Where ones anal cavity is stretched to fit around their partners entire forearm.

I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.

by str84yahed August 2, 2016

puppet show

When a person draws a face on their penis and proceeds to inset it I to the hole of a person who has a stoma in their throat, then they open their mouth and you can see the face that was drawn on.

Yeah she smokes alot, but I finally got to see the puppet show.

by zortha July 11, 2022

Middle-finger puppet

A synonym for anus, derived from the practice of inserting the middle finger into one's own anus during masturbation or into the anus of one's partner during copulation.

"I have a horrible rash on my middle-finger puppet"

by Emperor Jimmu October 8, 2008