Pulling a Diego

When someone decides to ask out their ex and ultimately fails. Only works on those who were broken up with, not those who broke up with someone else.

"Remember when (insert moment from time together)? Those were good times. I kinda miss that."
"Are you asking me out? Stop pulling a Diego."

by *Asterisk* November 11, 2019

pulling a wood

To fondle someone while they're sleeping or "fake sleeping"

This girl was asleep in my bed so I fondled her while she slept. I was totally "pulling a wood" on her.

by Goodtimes123 April 21, 2012

Pulled a Forte

A moment of not thinking properly or forgeting to take care of something that was asked of you. Also known as a brain fart, being an air head or space cadet.

Fire Chief: "Did you take care of those items I asked you to last week?"

Firefighter: SILENCE

Fire Chief: "You pulled a Forte didn't you!"

by The Thick Mick, AKA Stewie May 10, 2012

Pull a Cutler

To quit something when the going gets tough. You can do this by faking an injury or coming up with some pathetic excuse to pansy out of a crucial moment in your career.

The quarterback was down by 14 points and felt he had no chance of scoring, so he decided to pull a Cutler and act like he broke his back to avoid further embarrassment.

by bchilldog January 24, 2011

pull a wolfe

To pull a wolfe is to stay at school until the latest possible hour, thereby spending more time there than anywhere else.

Cecilia pulled a wolfe yesterday - she literally stayed at school until 7pm. She practically lives there.

Yea, I know, she practically invented pull a wolfe.

by nunclubchick October 18, 2011

Pulling a Pastis

This phrase comes from the comic "Pearls Before Swine".
To fail, to fall on one's face, to turn one's own life into a gross abomination of all that is wonderful.

Stephan is pulling a Pastis!

by Albert Mond October 11, 2008

Pull A Skinny

The act of pulling back your foreskin to urinate.

Guy 1: "How do I piss without it going all down my leg?"
Guy 2: "Easy, just pull a skinny!"

by RizlaWizard March 31, 2021