by ULSTER IS IRISH YOOO March 30, 2023
To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.
Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.
Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?
Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?
by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023
Cor blimey jerry, me and the lads from snooker club gave that vanessa gall a muddy puddle last friday, still cant get the stains out of the bedsheets
by erectionist_specialist July 31, 2022
A game in which one diarrheas in another’s belly button then lying on their back they attempt to bend over far enough to slurp it out.
Hey, Muddy Puddles!!
by pholter February 24, 2024
Loud singing, Loud talking, Screaming, Jumping, Stomping(Puddle Bumping) up or down the stairs and slamming doors. (ADALIA)
by Merth December 04, 2008
(noun) like a normal lol but this time you're laughing so hard you may fall of your seat or inhale food or fall over or walk into things etc
by BoredAndBrainless June 22, 2008
“Hey bro, you better put your gal in check, she won’t get off of Jeff’s nuts! I’m afraid she’s becoming ... a mud puddle-chaser!”
by FunnyFlirtyThirty November 16, 2018