prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.
just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security
by ubermilf August 31, 2016
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prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.
just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security
by ubermilf August 31, 2016
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court-to-prison jester

A man who often started out early in his life as the class clown due to anger and parental neglect, and who later became a regular courtroom laughingstock, then eventually a prison comedian, still having nothing and nobody.
Well I think I’ll have to figure out how to profit from this court-to-prison jester gig, I mean beyond the submissions to Urban Dictionary.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 03, 2019
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Prison Fun Time

A colorful euphemism for prison rape. This usually occurs in the public showers, due to the excess of soap and other lube available.
Big scary guy: "Hey Tommy! Guess what time it is, boy?"

Tommy: "P-Prison Fun Time?"

Big scary guy #2: "That's right, boy!"
by Vendaciousness February 02, 2018
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Prison Money

Nathan Fillion said his new word for cigarettes is: "Prison Money".
Usage examples for "Prison Money":

Dude 1: Hey, man, I wanna buy that stuff from you!

Dude 2: Okay, but you gotta pay in prison money!

Guy: Oh, yeah, he went down to the store to buy a pack of prison money!
by Kcat10 July 17, 2010
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drop the prison soap

screw up big time


if you bend over in a prison shower, you'll get raped
oops, looks like i've dropped the prison soap this time
by ned schneebly April 29, 2004
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Prison Girlfriend

A prison girlfriend is like your identical twin sister, but closer. You share a brain, but you don't share men, and you don't share each other.
Prison girlfriend, I was thinking.
I know me too.
And then we'll.
Absolutely.
Perfect.
Done.
by Dazl Me March 16, 2009
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