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pony puncher 

Stop being such a pony puncher and come see the gay cowboy movie with me.
pony puncher by gabereallyreal November 9, 2005

Dirty Pony 

A very attracted male who is either extremely cocky or known to being a man whore.
1. That soccer player is so sexy but  he's such a dirty pony, he's the most cockyest guy I have ever seen.

2. Oliver is a good catch for a boyfriend but your going to haft to clean him up, he's a dirty pony. That boy has so many girls that he knows the female anatomy without even taking a class
Dirty Pony by Dontleavmealone October 13, 2011

shetland pony cock 

A term usually applied to an adolescent male human. Well endowed but not as well as a horse. Can apply to physical or mental attributes.
Female: "That junior high party was awesome last nite!!..That Shetland Pony (cock) rocked my world!"

I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.
shetland pony cock by JLSK March 7, 2012

Prison pony 

A prison pony is another name for the black and white stripped horselike animal called the zebra.
If I ever go to Africa I want to see a wild prison pony.
Prison pony by Less Moreland June 10, 2018

backyard show pony

When in the backyard and giving it to a girl from behind in the ass in front of a crowd of people.
I was at a bar-b-que last week and Troy gave pam a backyard show pony.
backyard show pony by Dr. Big Junk January 14, 2009

shoot the pony 

When you are depressed and can't stand to have your pony see you that way, so you take it out back and shoot it.
You're bumming me out. I'm gonna go shoot the pony now.
shoot the pony by jennylovesyou December 13, 2014