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Bloody Pineapple

When you forcefully insert an unshaved pineapple into a random person's anal cavity against their will.
I'm gonna use a bloody pineapple on dis hoe.
by Booty ripper August 23, 2016
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Catching Pineapples

Opposite of 'low hanging fruit' in management speak, intentionally dealing with the difficult/awkward stuff first
I've been busy catching pineapples all day Jon!
by Jonny Pineapple catcher October 27, 2019
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Purple Pineapples

When you tie a rope around a woman's breasts during BDSM play. Tying the rope tight enough causes her breasts to turn purple.
Guy 1: Dude what'd you and Sarah do last night?
Guy 2: Dude she let me give her Purple Pineapples.
Guy 1: Sweet.
by Zon157 May 21, 2020
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explosive pineapple

mmmmmmm yum explosive pineapple-- BOOOMMM!
by Infrared1011 May 30, 2021
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Sideways pineapple

In the mid 17th century, pineapples were a status symbol and used to represent royalty. French priest Father Du Tertre christened them the "king of fruits", likening the top of the fruit to a crown. A sideways pineapple symbolizes the toppling of a monarchy or the beginning of a revolution.
Paul Revere Jr. left a sideways pineapple on my porch. Prepare for battle!
by Optimus0608 January 11, 2022
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bloody pineapple

Cutting of a pineapple in such a manner to insert the male sex gland! Leaving the skin on with thorns to really give the pineapple a good grip causing the persons hand to bleed! After orgasm has occurred the person with the bloody hand then slaps the other! Bloody pineapple!!!
Larry was allergic to grapefruit and wanted his gf to grapefruit him, only other option they had in the house was a pineapple. Except they were into the kinkier side of things and made it gory! She grasped the pineapple hard while stroking his member then slapped him with her bloody hand! Bloody pineapple!
by Dizzlegee July 13, 2022
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