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galloping piles

Fourth-degree (or grade 4) piles permanently hang down from the anus and you cannot push them back inside, when they play up you must gallop, or run for the lotion
Sitting on your rubber ring you suddenly get a severe burning sensation and must run or gallop to the medicine cabinet to obtain treatment, hence Galloping Piles.
by Peter Shaffer July 15, 2007
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Dog pile

When somebody yells DOG PILE on the person and everyone piles on top of the m.. For example “ DOG PILE ON THOMAS “
by Chrispau December 12, 2019
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Friday Pile Up

A game played by officer workers on a Friday.
A single toilet is selected and everyone in the office takes a shit in it through out the day.

By the end of the day all the turds are piled up leaving the cleaner a lovely treat to sort before they go home for the weekend.
Person 1: “Have you seen the size of the Friday Pile up in stall one?!”

Person 2: “Yeah, I laid the last log and it was poking up above the bowl”

person 1 “The cleaner will really appreciate her weekend after cleaning this one”
by Eddybee April 30, 2025
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Cooter pile

A lady's vagina that looks like a raw sea scallop freshly opened...
I saw a woman at the gas station and knew for sure she had a gigunter cooter pile
by Stina1 December 23, 2016
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pile of dicks

those who are the insiders of the political system; aka: our piss poor excuse for the leaders of our government.
it might be hard for a woman to go into the profession of pile of dicks. Then again maybe not.
by Phil Ortiz Deez Nertz May 17, 2016
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golden pile

When you piss a hole in the center of a pile of poop until it resembles a volcano.
I once pissed a hole in the middle of my poop while I was on the toilet...It looked a volcano...It definitely was the golden pile.
by Tressie Ca La La November 24, 2016
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San Francisco pile driver

A guy puts a condom on his foot or hand and covers it in lube. Then proceeds to punch/ kick a private part till it goes in.
I saw a guy get a San Francisco pile driver now I'm mentally scarred
by Big chief nutsack July 22, 2016
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