phone face

A person who consistently has a phone in their face; texting, posting, checking status updates, checking email, etc...

Hey phone face, are you ever going to come over here and hit the bong?

by manakill May 24, 2012

kissing through the phone

Its when a couple that is too far away yo actually kiss make smooching noises on the phone with each other

Girl hey I miss u
Boy. Miss you too
Girl I really want a kiss
Boy me too why don't we start kissing through the phone
Girl sure
*smooches smooches *

Boy feel better?
Girl I guess

by darthvaderprincess April 19, 2014

Jesus Phone

The iPhone, one of the most hyped products ever and occasionally called the “Jesus phone” like it was the Second Coming

This is the next "Jesus Phone"

by Lukas Wo July 27, 2007

phone sex

* the alternative to the real thing
* basically jacking off while on the phone with someone (usually they're doing the same thing)
* good for kicking boredom

i totally got off havin phone sex with *** last night

by lynneh January 3, 2004

cell phone

An annoying device(yet useful for emergency only)that you see someone speaking into or screaming into everytime you go to Walmart, the mall, on a work break, and most irritating, in a public computer lab or movie theater.

Scene: Movie Theater
*Loud Annoying Ringtone Ringing* Idiot answers softly, "Hello?" Then loudly, "Hello!! I can't hear you....call me back, eh ok bye." *Loud Ringing AGAIN*, "HEY BABY WHATS UP.(everyone in the room turns to the Idiot) "NOTHING IM JUST HERE WATCHING A MOVIE....(laughs at movie line) "WHAT?? SHUT THE F* UP! HE WENT TO SAN ANTONIO? REALLLYYYYYY....WHEN???" (about 3 people sssssshhhhhh him, and 1 girl curses at him)

Ah, that drives me insane. If one is going to have a personal convo please go outside. I own a cell phone but I don't want everyone knowing my business so I respect and talk somewhere else or at least softly and not grab everyone's attention. Is one that lonely that they need to create so much noise? I also pay to watch a movie and not to listen to some dumbo talking to his "baby's mama."

by rockstarhk May 4, 2006

Phone Cuddle

To be engaged in a speechless conversation over the phone with a loved one for hours.

Colin often sits for hours in a phone cuddle with his girlfriend...

by ahy84759 September 28, 2005

phone-a-brate

A girl which masturbrates with a cell phone's vibartor function

Kayla:I think Kristy phone-a-brates.
Alex:What makes you say that?
Kayla:'Cause everytime I borrow her phone it's all sticky and sometimes wet.

by GeorgeCapaldo July 23, 2008