Phone book

The book one uses to find the phone number of their internet service provider when they can't get the internet to work on their own.

aw fuck dude, grab the phone book, my internet's fucked and I wanna show you this bitch stomp on this guys balls repeatedly... it's hot.

by Simon Lexington February 27, 2008

spin the cell phone

A modern variation on the spin the bottle game. It's usually played with a group of men and women, perhaps in addition to or after drinking, that involves spinning a cell phone in turn, and the person who the top of the cell phone (works best with phones with an antenna) stops spinning on must kiss the person who spun it. NGK (No Guy Kissing) rules should be applied at all times. If the cell phone happens to stop on a guy when a guy spun it, the girl nearest to the stopped cell phone must kiss the guy who spun it. Rules against girl-on-girl kissing are unheard of and against nature.

"Hey, now that we're all drunk, let's play spin the cell phone!"

by jonlindg November 21, 2005

Phone Poling

To speak on a phone, text message, or converse in some electronic manner while relieving one's bowels.

Hey Christ, this is me phone poling, THIS IS ME PHONE POLING!!!

by Jose99 February 1, 2007

The Phone Check

when you are walking the wrong direction and don't want to look like a fool walking the opposite way, so you pull out your phone, look at it, then start walking the opposite direction more comfortably.

Mark - look at billy doing the phone check. I should do that instead turning around like an idiot.

Nat - Billy, you're a genius

by mriaborat9 April 4, 2015

phone face

A person who consistently has a phone in their face; texting, posting, checking status updates, checking email, etc...

Hey phone face, are you ever going to come over here and hit the bong?

by manakill May 24, 2012

kissing through the phone

Its when a couple that is too far away yo actually kiss make smooching noises on the phone with each other

Girl hey I miss u
Boy. Miss you too
Girl I really want a kiss
Boy me too why don't we start kissing through the phone
Girl sure
*smooches smooches *

Boy feel better?
Girl I guess

by darthvaderprincess April 19, 2014

Jesus Phone

The iPhone, one of the most hyped products ever and occasionally called the “Jesus phone” like it was the Second Coming

This is the next "Jesus Phone"

by Lukas Wo July 27, 2007