Definitions by jonlindg

spin the bottle 

A game usually played with a group of men and women, perhaps in addition to or after drinking, that involves spinning a bottle in turn, and the person who the top of the bottle stops spinning on must kiss the person who spun it. NGK (No Guy Kissing) rules should be applied at all times. If the bottle happens to stop on a guy when a guy spun it, the girl nearest to the stopped cell phone must kiss the guy who spun it. Rules against girl-on-girl kissing are unheard of and against nature.

."Hey, now that we're all drunk, let's play spin the bottle!"

spin the bottle by jonlindg December 18, 2005

spin the bottle 

A game, usually played with a group of men and women, perhaps in addition to or after drinking, that involves spinning a bottle in turn, and the person who the bottle stops spinning on must kiss the person who spun it. NGK (No Guy Kissing) rules should be applied at all times. If the bottle happens to stop on a guy when a guy spun it, the girl nearest to the stopped bottle must kiss the guy who spun it. Rules against girl-on-girl kissing are unheard of and against nature. Spin the cell phone is a modern variation on the game.

"Hey, now that we're all drunk, let's play spin the bottle!"

spin the bottle by jonlindg December 2, 2005

spin the cell phone 

A modern variation on the spin the bottle game. It's usually played with a group of men and women, perhaps in addition to or after drinking, that involves spinning a cell phone in turn, and the person who the top of the cell phone (works best with phones with an antenna) stops spinning on must kiss the person who spun it. NGK (No Guy Kissing) rules should be applied at all times. If the cell phone happens to stop on a guy when a guy spun it, the girl nearest to the stopped cell phone must kiss the guy who spun it. Rules against girl-on-girl kissing are unheard of and against nature.

"Hey, now that we're all drunk, let's play spin the cell phone!"

spin the cell phone by jonlindg November 21, 2005

off like a prom dress

Similar to "gotta jet" or "gotta bounce", this phrase means to leave somewhere very quickly with speed matching that of prom dress removal at a post-prom party.

Talk to ya later, I'm off like a prom dress.

off like a prom dress by jonlindg October 4, 2005

Drunk Dial 

A drunk dial is a communication via telephone (usually through talking but also applies to text messanging) that is somehow embarrassing or absurd. One drunk-dials to emote, excoriate, declare, confide, or proposition, often at a grossly inappropriate hour. The best drunk dials are those whose purpose is to either insult or get back together with an ex.

Noun: "I got his drunk-dial."
Verb: "John made an ass out of himself when he drunk dialed Lauren."

Drunk Dial by jonlindg February 28, 2005