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Slimmy Pantie Pudding 

the nasty gross white stuff thats on your panties when you get wet
EWWWW Bitch! get yo nasty ass Slimmy Pantie Pudding off my face

partially deflate

smelling an unpleasant odour, janice asked andy if he had partially deflated
The only thing between you and gettin' some ;-)

They walked to the door after getting out of the car. She beckons him inside. She wore a low-cut green dress and high heels. He can't help but eye her panties as she leans over to pet the family dog.

She leads him over to the sofa, and they sit down to watch some TV. She tunes the TV to some channel he can't remember. Then she puts the remote down for awhile. They watch in silence, laughing at whatever was funny. After about thirty minutes, she turns it off, and gets up to light some candles. She turns on the stereo to a soft classical. She sits back down next to him, silently unbuttoning his shirt. He sits up and turns to her, kissing her ever so gently on the neck. He then slips his hand over to her blouse, sliding it down to reveal firm breasts with nipples growing harder by the second. As she pulls down his pants and boxers, he finishes removing the blouse, revealing white lace panties. He slips his fingers down them, gently teasing her with his fingertips. She moans with anticipation. He takes her hand and places it on his shaft. She strokes it ever so gently. Just as they are about to climax, she removes her hand and his. She tastes herself on his hand. She stands up, allowing him to lay flat on the couch. She then turns around and places her moist, pleasant-smelling vagina just above his chest, and begins to pleasure him. He does the same for her.
Neither of them lasted for more than two minutes before they experienced nearly simultaneous orgasm. They lay in each other's arms, wishing the moment would never end...

Panties
Panties by Thargus October 6, 2010

get in her panties 

-To hit that (guy and girl term only).

-Also a term for girls to be used against the opposite sex to further destroy said sexes self esteem and increase the inablility to socialize with the female sex. Must be said nice and loud to complete the humiliation.
Example 1 for "get in her panties"

Girl 1: He got in my panties last night. It was great.

Guy 1: I got in her panties last night. Wooo!

Guy 2: Dude, HER?

Guy 1: Yeah. Jealous?

Guy 2: She has herpes.

Guy 1: Oh f**k

Example 2

Stuck-up Broad: Um yeah Taylors kinda cute, but I like Big Jon... oh well i'll dump him later!

Guy: Hi, uh, I'd like to know if um, you could go to the dance, with me?

Stuck-up Broad: OMG! GET OUTTA MY PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robert Pattinson

Basically, sexiest man alive. Sex bomb. My sex on legs. Gorgeous. Amazing. Talented. Everything a girl could ask for.

Best known for his role in Harry Potter GOF, but getting even more well known for his upcoming role as Edward Cullen, vampire sex god extraordinaire, in the movie version of Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He will be perfect for the part, so Gaspard Ulliel can suck it!

He has an assortment of adorable nicknames, including R-Pattz and Spunk Ransom, which he came up with in an interview for MTV.

Robert plays piano and guitar, and is a very talented singer. And of course a very very extremely talented actor.

And he is a freaking sexy beast!
Jill: Sara, what are you daydreaming about now?
Sara: My future husband, Robert Pattinson! *swoon*
Jill: Sara, you know you won't actually marry him.
Sara: THATS WHAT YOU THINK. AND YOUR WRONG.

Idiotic, Meaningless Soul: Ugh. I cant believe Rob Pattinson got the part of Edward!
Sara: Excuse me? Did you just complain about Rob getting the part? I thought you said, "I SHOULD DIE."

Poo Pattin 

Anal Sex. Someone who engages in Anal Sex.

Also known as:
Poo Patter and Poo Patt
I love it when my babydaddy is Poo Pattin me!!

O' shutup and Poo Patt me!!

Put it in the Poo Patter, Babe!!
Poo Pattin by ESPEAG July 7, 2008