outside chicago

You see, it’s not that we Chicagoans are extremely particular people; we just don’t consider it correct for someone from Naperville, Elgin, or Deerfield, Illinois, to say they’re from Chicago when they truly aren’t. You don’t hear people from some little town in California saying they live in L.A. or people from a small city in New York saying they live in New York City. You are not from Chicago; rather, you live near Chicago

"I'm from outside Chicago" " BRUH...you're from Evanston..."

by HustleSTL February 2, 2017

outsest

the opposite of incest, when a small town full of imbreads have sexual relations with someone outside of their family tree.

"I usually only let my kids date each other but you two are cute. go have outsest"

by Dee Sky June 8, 2017

Outspeeded

when you want to be a real idiot and say outspeeded instead of outsped

alpaca: outspeeded is not a word chimp
chimp: fuck off alpaca

by chimpg November 10, 2017

outshitting

Outshitting happens when you are desperately trying to take a shit and push really hard, only to come to the conclusion that nothing will come out. This means that you have completely run out of poop.

- Bob tried to shit really hard. But when nothing came out, he realised he had been outshitting himself.

by Mine_Turtle November 28, 2017

Oussyyfuxking

When your mate is out on the pull and invites you out to be his wing man, but is so drunk already he gets beaten by his predictive text

Lads, anyone out oussyyfuxking?

by AK06 April 21, 2018

Outswiped yourself

When the actual content of a dating profile intensifies the first impression.

You’ve outswiped yourself here, might just be too attractive for your own good.

by DCGrin December 20, 2017

Outside Souls

A tender term for the female breasts. There are men claiming that their penis is also their outside soul.

Sarah has a wonderful likeable face with fitting Outside Souls. I do not know what I like more.

by ThePhysopher January 25, 2018