"hey is that guy scratching his crotch in a nursery?"
"aww man thats a danger-wank right there"
"did you hear about those guys that got arrested for indecent exposure?"
"they call it that, but it was just the danger-wank tournament"
"aww man thats a danger-wank right there"
"did you hear about those guys that got arrested for indecent exposure?"
"they call it that, but it was just the danger-wank tournament"
by GSD Ste V B June 13, 2006
A secret folder called the wank bank that contains very hot pictures of woman that you jerk off to thus the wank bank
by Lord of fartz December 08, 2018
A booth that you get in places in amsterdam where u sit in it and watch a ladie dance naked while you wank and watch her.
Me -hey john?
john - What?
Me - I was in one of those wank tank thingys whilst i was over amsterdam
john - Dad i dont want too know what u done in amsterdam!!
john - What?
Me - I was in one of those wank tank thingys whilst i was over amsterdam
john - Dad i dont want too know what u done in amsterdam!!
by G.Mcd September 18, 2008
The state of mind you get in when having a long wank. Doesn't matter if you have something to do or need to be up early in the morning, when you're in the wank trance you just don't care.
..until afterwords. When you realise you've been an idiot and should've been sleeping/getting on with important stuff.
..until afterwords. When you realise you've been an idiot and should've been sleeping/getting on with important stuff.
"God, it was two in the morning and I needed to get to sleep as I was up for 9, but I thought I'd have a quick wank...3:30 in the morning I finally finish having not given a shit and suddenly I wish I'd chosen to go to sleep instead. Frickin wank trance!"
by The Man Who Knows More February 28, 2009
While your jerking off, as your about to cum, shout down for your mother. The real game now begins, a race between you and your mum, you have to cum, clean up and pull up your pants before she enters the room.
a good timer is asking for a cup of tea before you start
a good timer is asking for a cup of tea before you start
Guy 1: "Dude, i tried a danger wank last night, it went horribly wrong"
Guy 2: "DDDDDuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Guy 1: "No, it's ok, she helped finish me off"
Guy 2: "DDDDDuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Guy 1: "No, it's ok, she helped finish me off"
by Herroc April 18, 2009
I was almost jizzin in my pants when she was grindin on me in club, so I had to have a quick tactical wank in the toilet before I nailed her.
by I P4P4MURF I February 14, 2011
When a woman pushes her tits together, and the man slides his cock in between and thrusts (as you do) resulting in the woman recieving a pearl necklace
"Slide your hard dick in between my fat baps and I'll give you a tit wank! Oh! and I get a present aswell! You know how I love pearls!"
by Anonymous May 15, 2003