NPU

Abbreviation of "No pun intended", for when you say a pun without meaning to in texts, etc.

(Bob to Bill at Yankee Candle): It's lit!
(Bob): NPU lol

by fizzysoda November 15, 2017

NPRitis

Where an interviewer on NPR refuses to ask hard questions to a guest, particularly when they are more conservative.

Terry Gross's interview of <insert congressperson> shows she's got an open case of NPRitis.

by natch.pnw August 14, 2018

NPG

No Pussy Giver

She is a blast to hang with, but if you try to get some , she will shut you down. She's an NPG! A No Pussy Giver!

by The original dirty one November 8, 2019

NPGHS

The girls that go to this school are skinny af sluts. They are shit at everything they do and probably will be prostitutes someday. They are fucken snakes. Don't ever trust them because they will rat you out cause that's what snakes do.

Kelly: "Hey what school do you go to?"
Jessica: "NPGHS"
Kelly: "Ew go away u ain't my friend anymore slut"
Jessica: "Woah calm down bitch"
Kelly: "see? Exactly my point- you call ppl names and u r a bitch"
Jessica: "Wait but you just-"
Kelly: "No no no, enough. Shutupandgoaway"

by illiterate_intellectual November 30, 2019

NPG

No Pullout Gang.
The desire to only finish inside a significant other and not pullout, or a individual you decide to have relations with. (No protection needed) (Finish Inside)

Hey man, how’d last night go?

It went amazing I finished inside
Eyy, NPG for life!!

by Hassan Wisdom January 21, 2020

np3

A co-Ed school full of complete pathetic and weak students. This sort of thing happens when public orgies take place at lunch in the tiny bathrooms and gym Locke rooms. Most of the guys think they are badass, even though they go to a high school with no sports. The boys, being notorious for their style of bro tanks, which are extremely gay. Although flaming homosexuals, the girls are sometimes desperate enough to hook up with some of them, but some of the guys at np3 preform acts such as the “jerckle circle”, and the “reverse Houdini” on each other at homecoming.

"Daniel Cummings from np3 is a pussy."- Harry (Hairy) Houdini

by anonymous December 1, 2020

NPP

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Yuna : Why do you still have NPP on your Instagram account?

Sienna : I was busy and didn't have time for an update. Did you check 4 minutes ago? I now have a PFP!

by What does NPP stands for? February 7, 2021