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dunged clean

defecation with little or no mess/clean-up. fairly rare, but extremely beneficial if in a hurry (aka-'wipeless shit')

(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)
i was delightfully surprised to be dunging clean

was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean

counting on dunging clean is a mistake
by michael foolsley November 24, 2012
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clean hole

I know I've been collecting a lot of stuff, but maybe it's time for me to dig a clean hole and start over at square one.
by Seshie November 13, 2019
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Clean Drop

(N) When you can squat, drop, and walk; no wipe.
Dude I’ve been dropping a lot of clean drops lately.
by McDeuce August 19, 2018
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Pressure cleaning

Verb; the act of forcefully urinating away fecal matter stuck to the walls of the toilet bowl.
Guy 1: Sounds like you have a nice stream going in there

Guy 2: Yeah man just doing a bit of pressure cleaning . Charlie had Taco Bell again last night.
by Hairybagel January 17, 2016
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Quick Clean

A common food services business tactic involving minimally cleaning dishes and cookware in an effort to save time while still appealing to the customer. The strategy is to quickly wipe down dirty dishes enough to appear clean from a far distance. A general rule is no more than 5 seconds per dish/utensil.
Jimmy Johns' used quick cleaning tactics in order to provide a 'freaky fast' food delivery service. As a result, many customers would go on to suffer from food poisoning and other food-borne related diseases. Victims are often perplexed by the sickness since the onset is usually weeks after consuming the contaminated food products.
by CouchPotato2019 May 11, 2019
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Gross Cleaning

Cleaning large/important items but ignoring the finer details.

Our gross cleaning includes

- Removing dirty laundry from our floor.

- Doing our bed.

- Removing large garbage items like bottles, bags, wrapper or paper.

- Wiping our desk very quickly with windex (glass desk).

Ignoring the following (Fine Cleaning)

- Cleaning wires + rearranging cables.

- Cleaning electronics.

- Cleaning the sides of our desk.

- Washing the Floor.

- Using broom or vacuum.

- Washing windows.

- Any other long duration cleaning task.
Alex- I can't focus on my studying with this room so dirty.

Ramen- Maybe we should clean.

Alex- nah, 2 lazy for that.

Ramen- some gross cleaning maybe?

Alex- Okay, we should finish in about 5 minutes.
by iinventedthisword97 May 13, 2014
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Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.
I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.
by phatbulldog October 5, 2011
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