N00bz0r

Someone who doesn't know a damn about what he's talking, he just wants to be like the rest, he hopes he'll get friends by faking knowledge

Why beens...it's you!!

by Fre June 8, 2003

n00blet

One who lacks skill.

"Kris is a total n00blet."

by Ducky February 8, 2003

owned by n00bz0rd

the unlikely chance of being owned by a n00b(s)

friends will say this and will bitchslap you

n00b: wow, my FIRST KILL EVER!

You: WTF s/he's a n00b

Your Friend: you just got owned by n00bz0rd! <bitch slap>

by megaman blu moon January 11, 2006

n00bimus prime

Someone who's the BIGGEST n00b on an MMORPG like Sherwood Dungeon, the biggest festering of little, annoying n00bs on the planet.

(if it's not in "" he/she's not saying it.)
player a: DDDDIIIIIEEEEE!
player b: "fk off, n00bimus prime. i'm a part of the audience, not a ring fighter."
you then run back and forth just to dodge their attacks.
player a: uh? burret dur... durdeh dur... huh??
if they won't piss off for a while, you fuck them up!
player b is waving fist and headbanging to Rammstein.
player b: "THAT'S RIGHT, n00bIMUS PRIME!! YOU SUCK!!"

by ganjaninja May 25, 2010

n00ber

1.) Someone who is new and asked a bunch of gay questions.

Alex: What is your OS? (Operating System)
Matt: MY OS is Microsoft Netscape Explorer!
Alex: OMFG you are such a N00ber *kicks matt*

by Cait May 5, 2004

n00bs

Short for noob, which in turn is short for newbie - a term used to describe somebody new at something.

"You thick n00b!"

by Pete June 5, 2004

n00bshop

A word that became strangely popularized by a guy named ElectroPiZZa in the JJ2 community, "n00bshop" basically means "newbie shop". As of today, it is completely meaningless, though.

It is also the name of a satirical website, www.n00bshop.com.

by ElectroPiZZa September 28, 2003