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Muff Oven

Dude, she just got her muff oven ripped out
by shotatcommand April 1, 2009
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muff-repellent

A dude so lame, so rubs with the opposite sex, he barely has to say two words before the woman throws a drink or sometimes an alligator in your face as she is like MEGA repelled by your being on this planet.
Eww Patrice, that dude was SUCH a muff-repellent, I spoke to him on MSN one night and I was sick all over my keyboard having to see his picture!
by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009
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muff juice

by mikeb72 July 6, 2010
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Meffed Up

When a methhead does something f'd up. (or messed up)

Meth-heads by nature have nil, or at best, limited teeth left.

Hence the pronunciation of "Meffed Up".

Can be used to describe a person's appearance, or an egregious situation, the term can be used quite broadly and still remain effective in meaning.
Did you see that lady back there... (grimaces/smirks) "Dude, she was all meffed up!!"
by NWH November 3, 2010
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Muff-bluff

When a man tucks his genitals between his legs to pose as a female, then exposes his genitals revealing to any viewers the horrible truth.
I was banned from a web chat site because I was tired of dudes flashing me, so I gave them a muff-bluff
by bringerofgoodtimes April 3, 2011
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muff mafia

yeah, she's in the muff mafia
by B0bz0rillo July 11, 2011
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Muff Heavy

When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.
Geez, this episode of _____ is Muff Heavy.
by CrazyRetard July 7, 2011
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