March 14th

The male equivalent to Valentine's Day (February 14th), Steak n' Blowjob Day. Steak n' Blowjob Day relates to couples participating in the consumption of steak (mainly medium rare) and the female giving the male a blowjob for a minimum of 6 minutes (traditional countdown from mesoamerican holiday).

Bary: "Hey Martha! It's March 14th!"
Martha: "Bary you're a sick fuck, I'm getting a divorce"
Bary: *unzips pants furiously* "Get to suckin'!"

by McJazzerVEVO October 23, 2019

March 22

Birthday of strong, resilient, big hearted women. The day of celebrating another year if strength and wisdom.

March 22 is the birthday of amazing souls. You would be fortunate if you married one of these rare, amazing women born on March 22.

by Vanadium November 19, 2019

spoof merchant

A spoof merchant is a person who has similar characteristics to that of nineteenth century civilian, whose livelihood is dependent on his ability to create slight of hand or illusions, whilst creating some sort of distraction in order to rob an unsuspecting victim of their monies or valuable personal items.

"I just had my monacle stolen, from inside my jacket pocket!" proclaimed the wealthy middle-class gentleman. "He was most forthright in his questioning. He wanted to know where paddington station was. WHAT A little spoof Merchant he was!"

by Gregory Taylor January 9, 2008

Marching Band

If you were to draw a Venn diagram that had the following specific set circles:

"Music", "Motion", "Excellence", "Sweat", "Pride", "Spirit", "Culture", "Cult", "Community", "Art", "Education", and "Family"

the zone of common intersect would be labeled "Band".

If it was easy, everyone would be doing it.

by Daniel December 7, 2003

Merch

Usually means providing a series of evidence of some kind to explain an event or action.

I just bought a a brand new car, and I can merch it.

Merch it he just kissed that hoe.

I got alot of money, and I cant merch it on your momma.

by Chiraq December 9, 2012

Marcho

Similar to the preceding 4 months (Movember, Decembeard, Manuary & Febroary) 'Marcho' is an excuse to not shave for a 5th month in the name of manliness or laziness or whatever.

Dude 1: Woah man you look like Tom Hanks in Castaway!
Dude 2: Yeah I'm doing Marcho.

by Wilsooooooon! November 3, 2013

March 9

A day in which whomst must give head to a significant other

Give me March 9 silly goose

by Coochieslayer21 October 17, 2019