Moon Hammer 

A wooden hammer invented by Al Gore in the mid 1800s (shortly after inventing the internet), and intended for crushing moon rocks to release their telekinetic crystals. The hammer is identified by a megaphonesque shaped head and bulbous handle, and made completely out of White Pine, which is impervious to the moon rocks' forcefield. While Al Gore never was able to conclusively prove that the hammer functioned as intended, he has long used it to "bust cabinet members balls," and claims it is the original Gavel of Justice.

Don't make me break out my Moon Hammer.

Moon Hammer by YouKnowItBe T February 18, 2010

Moon Chin 

An act of being a Reade in extreme ways, defining craters on the lower lip of Whiteman.

Wow, he is such a moon chin, look at his Readeiness.

Moon Chin by udictionaryfan May 3, 2011

Moon Rocket 

It's a low rider or pimp mobile that Moon Crickets drive around the hood.

Yo, let's jump in the Moon Rocket and do a drive-by!

Moon Rocket by crazyme74 August 23, 2011

Moon-Monkey 

A moon monkey is the nickname for anyone who's surname is Muloolly or Mullooly or any other spelling I can't think of right now. Instead of having to remember what their name is and how to spell it, just call them Moon-Monkey

Girl A: That Nicola Moon-Monkey has had a baby you know?
Girl B: Oh yes, what has she called it?
Girl A: Maia Pearl Moon-Monkey
Girl B: How nice!

Moon-Monkey by Monkeys Are My Friends March 4, 2008

moon poon 

pussy that is so good you think your on the moon

Yo man, that chick has some moon poon.

moon poon by asdfosfoadsfodsf October 23, 2008

moon landing

A hoax that is in reality a government conspiracy to raise more support.

The moon landing is a fake!

moon landing by shiney monkey September 22, 2005

moon sand 

the dried cum on sheets, or in the corners of someones mouth

Oh shit bro, she left you moon sand all up on your sheets!

moon sand by ddaaanniiieeelll August 15, 2007