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Midnight Water

In essence, Midnight Water is tap water from the bathroom sink.
James woke up in the middle of the night, he felt really dry in the mouth. James was thirsty, he wanted to get a drink. The kitchen was far too far, so James tilted his walked to the local bathroom and had a drink of good Midnight Water.

midnight adventure 

To engage in sexually explicit activity with another or multiple parties. Usually after a party or late at night. Not necessarily exactly at midnight.
I heard Jim and Lilly went on a midnight adventure last night.

Oh?

Yea, they did some freaky shit and now they wont talk about it.

Midnight Mission 

The plotting and execution of a rambunctious, secret prank on one of your own. Done under cover of nightfall, usually on a Sunday or weeknight. All in good fun, but zingers nonetheless.
Hey, let's Midnight Mission him tonight by hiding in the closets and popping out of them, screeching, when he comes into the room!

She though she was being Midnight Missioned when she heard a knock on her door at 1:30am and saw that her peephole was being covered. However, it turned out that it was just a massive crowd of improvisers.

Midnight syndrome 

(n.) A feeling of lonliness and/or sexual arousal when alone , often occuring late at night.
" Man , I had sex with a girl last night randomnly...it was some bad midnight syndrome..."

midnight watchman

leaving a hot steaming shit in one's toliet for them to wake up to
Aw shit. That bitch left me a midnight watchman!!!
midnight watchman by jlewis1 November 21, 2010

midnight crisis

a situation where someone in their 40's goes on a rampage of nightclubbing and partying to make up for time lost in their 20's and 30's when they concentrated on their career.
Joe is going out again - talk about a midnight crisis
midnight crisis by Eric Domeier December 26, 2007