Surrogate meeting

When you hide underneath someone’s bed to
Hide from someone’s mom and then she finds you, tells you to leave and then you say “I wanna get in the closet with you because your my real mom”!

I’m gonna finger lick this surrogate meeting because I’m an agent!

Surrogate meeting by EddieBrock5 December 17, 2023

team meeting 

Smoke some chronic under the radar before an event of any kind

Floyd: We need to win this softball game to get the trophy, man.
Ray: I know, I suggest a team meeting before we play.
Floyd: Good idea. I will bring some Blue Dream and the one hitter.

team meeting by dontshitthebed January 19, 2024

team meeting 

Smoke some chronic before any event

Floyd: We need to win this softball game tonight for the trophy and bragging rights,
Ray: What do you suggest ?
Floyd: I will bring some Blue Dream and the one hitter for a team meeting.
Ray: Good idea.

team meeting by dontshitthebed January 19, 2024

Boys Meeting

1. A meeting with the boys
2. A wholesome time between the boys

Dan: "Oh are we having a boys meeting???"
Jacob: "YEAH WITH THE BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

Boys Meeting by rockymountainturkeygobbler January 21, 2024

Safety Meeting 

If a safety meeting is called everyone meets in a central location to get a head change and make sure their mind is right.

To get high to steady ones mind.

I think it's time for a safety meeting in 5. Michael bring your apparatus, Destiny has the shit. Who got a torch?

Safety Meeting by DoingThaMost1623 February 10, 2024

Philanthropic Milting 

When rich executives decide to use their financial power to slap their name on every building within a visible distance. Derived from milting, the act of spreading one's sperm across the widest range possible, like a fish.

Did you see the Museum of Science and Industry is being renamed to the Griffin Museum of Science and Industry? That's the third new building he's renamed in the past year. There he goes, philanthropic milting everywhere again.

Philanthropic Milting by Copelbomer May 15, 2024

Team Meeting 

The death of me. The wokest bullshit waste of time squandered on 'singing' tribal songs and discussing a potluck Xmas lunch that screams of food poisoning.

I'd rather get buried alive than attend another fucking ridiculous team meeting.

Team Meeting by ACunny November 4, 2024