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Linkin Park fan 

See loser or fag. One with very little knowledge of real music, usually people who want to look cool, and usually are nerds.
Ping is a Linkin Park fan because he wants to act cool. Too bad his glasses are as thick as a wall and he wears pants up to his belly-button.
Linkin Park fan by MexWanker July 4, 2004

Linkin Park 

A rock band from California that is known for their odd combination of rock, rap, and electronica. A pretty good band that made international rock stars out of six average Joes with names like Chester and, uh, Joe.
Linkin Park is a pretty good band.
Linkin Park by Greenzorz May 16, 2011

butt licking machine 

A machine that licks your butt for you so you don't have to. It also works for licking your homo freinds ass, or for licking your dog's hairy ass.

It was invented by your mom!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!
Yo what up dawg my name is g-pizzle on yo nizzle, fo' shizzle. My freind just bought his homeee a butt lickin' machine from yo momma a'ight. You piss of you horse P.I.M.P.!
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!

linkin park project homes(Portsmouth, VA) 

A bad hood where all the low-class black kids gangbang and have crackhead moms and don't know their dads are. They pick on the kids that have both their folks in the house and are marry and make good grades. All hoods in Portsmouth give public school a bad name like Woodrow wilson high, ghetto girls get knock up everyday and still think their fly and

the best thing around. All gangs are name B.M.B,Y.N.I.C, even muffin and milk(SO FAKE AND GAY) =3
I'm sick of those linkin park project homes(Portsmouth, VA) take their down to the ground like jerry wilson projects.
A person of slow wit, who has trouble with even the most basic of tasks.
Linkins tend to become irate at very small unimportant things, and go purple.

Mike: How does a fan make the air cold?

Pete: Oh My God,you are such a linkin!
linkin by the linkin November 5, 2008

Balloon Licking 

The act of licking a woman's asshole. When looked at closely, a womans anus is very similar to the tied end of a red ballon.
"hey man I heard he likes to lick his girlfriend's balloon."

"I licked her balloon until it popped brown helium all over my face."

"this crazy girl made me lick her balloon last night. I wish i didn't take her out for indian food."

"My gay friends were talking about balloon licking, can you play that at a child's birthday party?"
Balloon Licking by Krispin May 2, 2012